Pottsy Stories

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[wetnose]

- Pottsy once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- Pottsy's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Pottsy.
- Pottsy can speak Braille.
- When Pottsy exercises, the machine gets stronger.
- Pottsy doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
- Pottsy can kill two stones with one bird.
- Pottsy can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Pottsy once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having s*x with his waitress.
- Pottsy is the only person to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Pottsy once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he cr@pped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
- Pottsy once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more t*sticles?" contest. Pottsy won by 5.
- Pottsy once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- When Pottsy has s*x with a man, it won't be because he is g@y. It will be because he has run out of women.
- For some, the left t*sticle is larger than the right one. For Pottsy, each t*sticle is larger than the other one.
- Pottsy ordered a Big Mac at Red Rooster, and got one.
- Pottsy can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Pottsy recently had the idea to sell his u*ine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
- In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of Australian women lost their virginity to Pottsy. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
- Pottsy invented the internet... just so he had a place to store his p*rn.
- One day Pottsy walked down the street with a massive er*ction. There were no survivors.
- When Pottsy plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
- Shane Watson is allowed to live because Pottsy doesn't kill women.

[Jangles]

haha i wonder if pottsy had read this thread.

Well i know after sunday morning training pottsy is a child at heart. the warm up jog consisted a number of creek crossing with one using a shopping trolley and a lot of bush bashing. i must admit i was struggling to keep up with him as he ran through the scrub.

[wetnose]

the shopping trolley wasnt overly childish, i think the use of the slide was more so.

[Northern Mike]

Quality effort Wet, i was laughing out loud.